ANNOUNCEMENT: New hire!

The Bupkes lands a major name in bupkes.

The Bupkes are pleased to announce a new addition to The Bupkes team. One could say we have gone to the Moon and reached for the stars.

Circumcised spaceman, divorced-dad postal worker, and billionaire newspaper delivery boy Jeff Bezos is taking the next step in his storied career.

We know! We are as surprised as you. And we were also skeptical at first. Then we read his Bupkes-caliber essay in our sister publication, and we were sold. We rang up NASA right then to get him back to Earth asap and over to Bupkes HQ.

How could we pass up such a rare opportunity? Only he brings the kind of deep insight to these pages that our readers demand and deserve. Insights such as the unique observation that Americans don’t trust the media anymore — such a novel trend, we wonder how he could have spotted it.

What a mind!

Bezos’ bupkes genius is his ability to say things between the lines. Like, when he writes that “Americans” don’t trust the media what he means is Republicans (and “independents” who vote…