Bupkes news flash! The terrorists are inside the urethra

PM to court: Now for my next trick ...

Exclusive for our subscribers, The Bupkes has obtained the executive order signed by Israel’s prime minister, authorizing the expansion of his country’s existential war of quasi-legal existence to yet another front. This time, the threat hits so close to home it is coming from inside the prime minister himself.

The document includes instructions to his caretaker government. It reads:

While I’m out, don’t do anything I wouldn’t do.

LOL. BRB.

In a separate statement, the specialist personnel assigned to carry out the order assured the nation that they would “cleanse the prime minister’s body with the same disproportionate zeal and indiscriminate attention to detail as done so commendably elsewhere in this war.”

“The task before us will not be easy,” the statement reads. “But from the bladder to the tip, we will not rest until every impurity has been eliminated.”