See you in court!
Identity theft will not be tolerated.
Earlier today, the law firm of Tsuris, Shtik, & Shanda LLP filed suit on behalf of its client, The Bupkes, demanding that Israel Defense Minister Israel Katz immediately cease and desist all statements and activities that may, regardless of intent or interest, reasonably confuse the public regarding Katz’s role in or relationship to The Bupkes.
The suit arises from recent statements by Katz that could be easily misinterpreted as the proprietary content and likeness of The Bupkes. As such, the law firm of Tsuris, Shtik, & Shanda LLP considers these public comments to be libellous misrepresentation and an especially grievous form of identity and intellectual property theft. TS&S LLP is confident the appropriate court of jurisdiction will swiftly agree and order Katz to immediately halt his scandalous efforts to pass as The Bupkes.
Only an entity committed to as much nothing as The Bupkes would make such absurd use of what can only be understood as the unserious application of wholly ridiculous and twisted terminology. None other than The Bupkes would so knowingly invert historical fact and political reality.
What else but The Bupkes would try to pass off a campaign of ethnic cleansing as “freedom of movement”? Where else but The Bupkes would one find efforts to turn egregious violations of international law into heroic attempts to uphold it?
Katz’s blatant campaign of rhetorical impropriety is a clear violation of IP and copyright law as well as a prima facie instance of defamation, fraud, and identity theft. The law firm of Tsuris, Shtik, & Shanda LLP will bring the full weight of justice to bear on him. Unlike the ethno-national project he shares a name with, he will not evade the cosmic jurisprudence of total