Make America Efficient Again

The Bupkes has some suggestions for DOGE.

Dear Elon,

With the Floridafication of America nearing successful completion, we at The Bupkes thought it would be the ideal time to reach out to you with our helpful suggestions on making America efficient again. We are delighted!

As everyone knows, the most efficient way to make the government more efficient is by establishing a department of government efficiency. And the most efficient way to make a department of government efficiency more efficient is by bringing on external consultants to efficiently advise on how to make the department of government efficiency more efficient while working to make the government more efficient.

In the spirit of this efficiency, we offer these insightful outsights pro bono. The last thing The Bupkes would want is to burden hard-working taxpayers with more wasteful government spending that you are efficiently trying to cut. After all, that’s what we have subscribers for.

Speaking of which.

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