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The United States Department of Defense is hiring a Senior Defense Nomenclature Specialist to build out its expeditionary prowess. This dynamic position is vital to the effective roll out of US Government activities that protect, preserve, enhance, replace, bequeath and degrade freedom-curious lifestyles everywhere. The role of Senior Defense Nomenclature Specialist reports directly to the Acting Under Assistant Deputy Secretary of Defense for Organizational and Information Operations, which is nestled under the Office of Holistic Public Affairs within the Ordinary Plans Department.

In other words, the bottom right corner of the Pentagon.

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Are you a natural wordsmith with an eye for the bait-and-switch? Do you read George Orwell as a feature, not a bug? Do you think you have what it takes to turn complex geopolitical entanglements into kitchen-table slogans? If so, then the Senior Defense Nomenclature Specialist is the job for you.

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