Veni, vidi, Vichy

Everyone who is fine will continue to be fine. That's fine!

Like many of you, The Bupkes has been hard at work analyzing, dissecting, circling back on, post-morteming, taking stock of, deep-thinking, and long-reading how Democrats, from top to bottom, did such a successful job failing at the one task they had to do. Even by the party’s own loserish standards, the feat of loserdom is impressive.

We realize a billion dollars doesn’t go as far as it used to — thanks, Bidenflation! — but surely it should still get you more than

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Thankfully, we do not need to speculate or postulate like other platforms. Our crack team of researchers and investigative journalists has uncovered the Republicans’ diabolical plan to best all the careful preparation that took the lives of so many brave consultants and courageous focus groups, and forever disfigured the patriotic knuckles of a g…