This holiday season: Give the gift of Bupkes

The Bupkes ain't gonna subscribe to itself.

We interrupt your bout of seasonal affective disorder and trickle-up economic stimulus to bring you this important Bupkes announcement: Whether you are putting nature in your living room to celebrate the invention of your Savior’s birth by an American company in the diabetes business, or pretending that an oil-supply accounting error really was some great miracle worth celebrating for eight unending nights — ‘tis the season for taking your best guess at what someone you say you care about might like to add to their personal collection of Stuff.

Fortunately, The Bupkes is here to do the guesswork for you:

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Nothing says “you matter” quite like nothing. And nothing costs you less, either! Literally all you have to do is send this to five of your friends — or your enemies or even people you just feel meh about.

The Bupkes isn’t picky!

Seriously, subscribers: We are completely serious about how unserious we are that you seriously need to spread The Bupkes cheer.

How serious? We are forgoing wha…