Why subscribe?
Why do anything? There are about as many good reasons to subscribe to The Bupkes as there are to get out of bed in the morning. (We’ll let you decide if that helps or hurts our case.)
Subscribing gets you full access to the magazine and its archives. It gives you a front-row seat to the confounding nothingness that is the everything of our era. And there will be other neat stuff, too.
Those who have mastered the art of expectations management will agree: This is a great deal.
If you don’t subscribe, rest assured very little in your life will change — neither for better nor for worse. Ask yourself: Is that a chance you want to take?
At the very least be a mensch about it: Share this with someone who appreciates the fleeting reality of existence more than you.
(In)sincerely,
Team Bupkes
